i-have-been-johnlocked:

octopenis:

An Atheist and a Christian sit down at a bar. They both knock back a few drinks and enjoy each others company because they aren’t pretentious assholes.

speedwagonfoundation:

i really wish tumblr wasn’t so unforgiving because it’s resulted in this overly cautious environment where everyone is deathly afraid to be unintentionally offensive

there is no surefire way to avoid offending someone, offensive content varies from person to person and there is absolutely no way to satisfy everyone

and because of that you shouldn’t have to walk on eggshells. make mistakes, learn from them, have a good time.

speightbrigade:

221b-bag-end:

moriarty:

samtemple-davidtemple:

zachary quinto is great because theres two sides of him.

the man who is known as best dressed look

then you have the wats going on look.

classy millionaire

colorful hobo

suave well-dressed motherfucker

attractive dork

Holy mother of…

wait wat…

(Source: bones-get-that-thing-off-my-face)

hughvaljean:

season-for-dreaming:

[whispers] theatre

#excuse me stage whisper i can’t hear you

pumpernicklefagbag:

ragehappystolemysleep:

harrystylesnickgrimshaw:

when I’m a parent, I’m going to give my child the day of the full moon off from school every month and see how long it takes the administration to notice

reason 325 why tumblr users should never be parents

reason 325 why tumblr users should definitely be parents

tunaofthesea:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

i always feel really uncomfortable when two heavily tattooed people have a baby and the baby comes out blank idk i just expect some tattoos

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